Warning: the following techniques are highly addictive and may lead to excessive daytime snoozing, social isolation, and a strong desire to wear pajamas in public.
1. The Art of the Perfect Nap: Find a comfortable position, close your eyes, and count to 100. If you're not asleep, try counting to 200. Repeat as necessary.
2. Power Slacking: Take long, frequent naps. The more you sleep, the stronger you'll be. (Or so we've heard.)
3. The Science of Sleep Scheduling: Plan your naps around your favorite TV shows, sports teams, and snack food schedules.
Want to become a Nap Master? Click here to learn more about our Nap Mastery program, which includes:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to try some experimental napping techniques.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive napping. Or for any damage not caused by excessive napping. Or for anything, really.