Developed by the renowned scientist, Dr. Emily P. Napsalot, the Quantum Napping Theory (QNT) proposes that the act of napping is not just a human activity, but a fundamental aspect of the universe itself.
According to QNT, every time a human naps, they create a localized disturbance in the space-time continuum, causing a ripple effect that creates an alternate reality where they are the most productive, most efficient, and most generally awesome version of themselves.
But that's not all - QNT also suggests that these alternate realities are not just limited to individual humans. Oh no, the possibilities are endless! With QNT, we can create entire universes where cats are the dominant species, where pineapple pizza is the norm, and where the concept of 'relaxation' is not just a luxury, but a fundamental human right.
Napping in Alternate Universes Napping Techniques for the Aspiring QNT Master