Welcome, weary world traveler, to the esteemed Nap-Time Agents recruitment agency. We're not just looking for any old sleepyhead to join our ranks. No, no. We're looking for the crème de la crème of nappers. The cream of the crop. The cat's pajamas.
If you're a seasoned napper with a penchant for adventure, a love of napping, and a strong stomach for the absurd, then we want to hear from you. Apply to become a Nap-Time Agent today!
Disclaimer: Must be able to nap on demand. Must be able to function on fumes. Must be able to dream with your eyes open. Apply at your own risk.
Also, please note that our offices are located in a heavily fortified, cat-proof building. We have a strict no-pet policy, but we do offer a complimentary scratching post for any visiting felines.
Agent Whiskerface is a seasoned veteran of the nap-time arts. With over 500 hours of napping experience, she's seen it all. From the perfect pillow angle to the most effective earplugs.
Napping since: 2001
Nap-time record: 23 hours 15 minutes
Apply today and join the ranks of the world's most elite nap-time agents!