Nap Time is the Best Time

Welcome to our collection of nap time recipes, because, let's be real, who needs actual productivity, anyway?

Below you'll find our favorite nap time recipes, carefully crafted to help you do absolutely nothing.

1. The Classic Snooze

_goals: Relax, recharge, and pretend you're a responsible adult

Ingredients: A comfortable bed, a pillow, and a willingness to pretend you're asleep

Instructions: Lie down, close your eyes, and count to 10. Or don't.

Side Effects: You might wake up with a strange feeling of accomplishment, or you might just end up sleeping through your alarm.

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2. The Power Nap

goals: Get a quick energy boost, without actually doing any real work

Ingredients: Coffee, chocolate, and a willingness to sacrifice your future

Instructions: Drink coffee, eat chocolate, and then pretend you were never really sleeping at all.

Side Effects: You might actually start doing some real work, but who cares?

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3. The Extreme Snooze

goals: Set a new standard for sleep deprivation, and possibly wake up with a newfound appreciation for the meaning of life

Ingredients: A willingness to sacrifice your social life, your relationships, and your dignity

Instructions: Stay up all night, watch Netflix, and then complain about how tired you are the next day.

Side Effects: You might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about the world, or you might just end up a cranky, sleep-deprived zombie.

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And that's it! Our collection of nap time recipes is sure to help you do absolutely nothing. Enjoy!