The Snore-Fest

Today's ritual involves a series of increasingly complex and absurd snore-related activities.

The Snore-Fest

	1. Snore loudly
2. Snore softly
3. Snore with a hint of irony
4. Snore with a hint of despair
5. Snore with a hint of existential dread
6. Snore with a hint of apathy
7. Snore with a hint of nostalgia
8. Snore with a hint of hope
9. Snore with a hint of desperation
10. Snore with a hint of resignation
Each snore is a carefully crafted work of art, requiring a delicate balance of nasal congestion and throat relaxation.
Advanced Snore Techniques
For the more experienced snorer, we offer:

	
Snoring with a hint of pretentiousness
	
Snoring with a hint of ironic detachment
	
Snoring with a hint of surrealism