Nap Time Rules: Rule 4

In accordance to Rule 4, there is no time limit, except for Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, you must take a 30-minute time-out to reevaluate your life choices.

This rule is non-negotiable, and any attempts to circumvent it will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch reruns of "The Price is Right" for an extended period of time
• Having your favorite coffee mug replaced with a mug that says "I'm a grown-up, but I still take naps"
• Forced participation in a mandatory group therapy session with a focus on "The Psychology of Procrastination"

Don't say we didn't warn you...

For more information, visit Rule 3: Don't touch the couch, or else... or Rule 5: Exceptions to the rule, or are they?