Nap Time Syndrome

Are you tired of being awake? Do you struggle to find meaning in the mundane tasks of adult life? Do you feel like your productivity is being held back by an insatiable need for sleep?

Diagnosis

• Uncontrollable daytime napping
• Inability to function without coffee
• Increased reliance on pillows and blankets
• Daydreaming about cat memes

Don't worry, friend, you're not alone. You've been diagnosed with Nap Time Syndrome, a condition so severe it's almost... cute.

Don't worry, we have solutions for you:

• Nap Time Therapists - Let our team of highly trained nap specialists help you work through your feelings of fatigue.
• Power Nap Machines - Experience the thrill of napping without the risk of oversleeping.
• Nap Time Socks - Our patented, scientifically-designed socks will keep your feet comfortable while you're unconscious.