Welcome, fellow cyborgians! Are you ready to trade in your boring, human experiences for a life of circuitry and steel?
Look no further! Our Overly Cyborgized Nap Time Traveler's Guide will take you on a journey through the most thrilling, most electrifying, most utterly absurd experiences known to cyborgkind.
But first, you must first undergo the Initial Sync, where our team of highly trained cyborg specialists will upload your brain directly into the motherboard of our state-of-the-art cyborg facility.
Next, you'll embark on a series of Robotic Recharge sessions, where you'll learn to harness your newfound cybernetic powers and experience the world as a machine.
But don't worry, it's not all seriousness and circuitry. We also offer a range of Holographic Humor options, including robotic stand-up comedy and cyborgified knock-knock jokes.
And if you ever need to Repair Shop, just let us know, and our team of expert cyborg technicians will be there to fix any glitches in your system.
But wait, there's more! As a valued customer, you'll also receive a complimentary Subdermal Implant upgrade, because who needs skin when you can have circuits?