Welcome, Temporal Tourist, to Phase 3: The Era of Infinite Sarcasm and Mildly-Disappointed Nostalgia

Here, the past, present, and future are merely suggestions, subject to revision and utter disregard.

You're probably wondering why we've reached this point in history. Well, let's just say it's a real gas. The robots took over, but they're really just in it for the free Wi-Fi.

Explore Phase 3's highlights, including:

• Phase 4: The Era of Eternal Simplicity and Unbridled Confusion
• Phase 2: The Great Utopian Revival and Mildly-Disappointed Realization
• Phase 1: The Dawn of Utopia and the Unrelenting Scream of the Alarm Clock
• Phase 0: The Pre-Utopian Era of Existential Dread and Uncoordinated Chaos

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Phase 3.5: The Era of Mildly-Perplexing Paradoxes and Slightly-Confused Realities
• Phase 3.8: The Era of Infinite Loops and Time-Traveling Headaches