Welcome, Temporal Tourist, to Phase 3: The Era of Infinite Sarcasm and Mildly-Disappointed Nostalgia

Here, the past, present, and future are merely suggestions, subject to revision and utter disregard.

You're probably wondering why we've reached this point in history. Well, let's just say it's a real gas. The robots took over, but they're really just in it for the free Wi-Fi.

Explore Phase 3's highlights, including:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try: