Q: What is the purpose of napping?
A: To recharge your batteries, duh. Don't you ever get tired of being awake?
Q: How do I know I'm napping right? Am I really napping?
A: Ah, the classic "Nap-ception" conundrum! You're doing it right when you're not actively thinking about not napping, but rather, when you're actively thinking about napping while simultaneously napping.
Q: Can I nap anywhere?
A: Of course, but why would you want to? That's just asking for a face full of awkwardly-placed pillows and some judgy looks from passersby. Stay classy, nappers.
Q: Can I get a nap prescription?
A: Ha! You're already overprescribed. You're on a first-name basis with your pillow. Just chill, friend.