Nap-Philosophy: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, weary traveler, to the land of the Nap-Philosopher.

• Nap-Logic: The Fundamentals of Doing Nothing
• Nap-Ontology: The Study of Nothingness
• Nap-Ethics: The Code of Doing Absolutely Nothing
• Nap-Epistemology: The Theory of Knowing You're Not Doing Anything
• Nap-Metaphysics: The Study of Non-Existence

Or, you know what? Just go ahead and read about the meaning of nothingness.