Phase 2 of Napoleon's Sofa Empire has begun! We're taking back what's rightfully ours: every living room, every coffee table, and every Doritos-stained couch.
Our armies of expertly-trained, highly-disciplined Sofa Troops are marching across the land, leaving no corner un-spoiled and no stain un-wiped.
But we're not just stopping at mere territorial expansion - we're also implementing a new, revolutionary system of governance: the Sofa-archy. It's a complex, multi-layered bureaucracy, but trust us, it's a real game-changer.
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