Where He Healed
Napoleon Island, a mystical place where the great conqueror himself, Napoleon Bonaparte, came to heal his wounded ego. After a long day of looting and pillaging, Napoleon found solace in the island's unique blend of soothing sounds, vibrant colors, and questionable medical practices.
Visitors to the island reported that Napoleon would often be seen strolling along the beach, his mustache twirling in the wind, and his eyes gazing longingly out to sea.
But beware, dear traveler, for the island's healing properties come with a steep price: the locals have been known to steal your socks.
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(Please don't take the last ferry off the island. Trust us, it's just a bad idea.)