The Neo-Brutalist Napolympics
Schedule
Warm-up Events
8:00am:
8am Boulder Dash
- a grueling 1-hour boulder climbing challenge
9:00am:
9am Slow Javelin Throw
- test your technique with a heavy, slow-moving javelin
10:00am:
10am Sprint to the Toilet
- see who can dash to the bathroom the fastest
Main Events
100m Sprint
- the classic dash to the finish line
Long Jump Sandpit
- see who can leap the highest into the pit of sand
Shot Put Slam
- throw, throw, throw, repeat, until you get it right