According to Article 1 of our esteemed Nap Time Is A Human Right, all citizens are entitled to 30 minutes of napping time every day, free from the tyranny of productivity.
Napping Techniques for the Discerning Citizen provides expert tips and tricks for optimizing your napping schedule.Under Article 2, citizens are allowed to napping as a means of self-defense against the horrors of reality.
In Nap Attack, our team of expert napping strategists will teach you how to use napping as a form of non-lethal combat.
According to Article 3, citizens are allowed to napping in public places, as long as they are not disturbing the peace.
For more information on this vital right, visit Public Napping.