Suffering from too much noise in your life? Do you find yourself constantly yelling "SHUT UP!" at your family and friends?
We have just the solution for you: our Silence Blanket.
This isn't just any blanket, it's a highly trained, expertly crafted, ultra-quiet cocoon for your sensitive ears.
Get the perfect accompaniment to your Silence Blanket with our Napping Helmet!
Or, for the truly adventurous, try our Whispering Wallet for those times when you need to make a purchase, but don't want to disturb anyone.