Financial Report for the Naptime Empire

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Current expenses:

• Procrastination Research and Development: $100,000,000 (estimated)
• Midlife Crisis Insurance: $500,000 (annual)
• Snooze Button Maintenance: $20,000 (monthly)
• Blanket Fortification: $10,000 (one-time)

Projected income:

• Unrealized potential: $1,000,000 (in the next century)
• Unpaid overtime: $500,000 (in the next decade)

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