Welcome, agents. Today's mission is a high-priority naptime operation. Your objective is to infiltrate the enemy's stronghold of alertness and secure a 20-minute power nap.
Intel suggests the enemy has fortified its stronghold with a state-of-the-art alertness system, complete with flashing lights, beeping alarms, and an endless stream of breaking news updates.
However, our sources indicate that the system is vulnerable to a carefully timed sequence of snores, yawns, and strategically placed pillows.
Your mission begins at 02:00 hours. Report back with your findings.
**Classified Documents:** Classified Documents
**Naptime Protocols:** Naptime Protocols