Positions for the Very Very Lazy

For those who can't even be bothered to read the policy, let alone follow it.

• The Supine: Lie flat on your back, arms and legs splayed in every direction.
• The Reclining: Sit in a chair, but not too deeply involved.
• The Lolling: Roll onto your side, like a giant, human pinball.
• The Snoozing: Pretend to sleep, but actually just staring at the ceiling.

Remember, these positions are only for the most extreme cases of laziness.

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