12:00 AM - Wake up from that sweet, sweet sleep, and immediately start counting down the minutes until the weekend is over.

12:00 PM - Lunchtime! Devour a whole pizza by yourself, because you've earned it after that grueling morning.

3:00 PM - Take a two-hour nap, because you're clearly not a functioning member of society at this hour.

7:00 PM - Dinner time! Order takeout, because cooking is overrated and so are you.

10:00 PM - Stay up late, pretending to be a responsible adult, while secretly scrolling through your favorite memes.