Narcissist Nuggets

For the self-absorbed and self-aggrandizing.

Self-Portrait of Narciss prophets

We have the highest resolution images of our greatest works of prophets.reportedly, our ego.

Social Media Narcissus

Our carefully curated feed is a testament to our unparalleled greatness. Follow us and bask in our glory.

Therapy Sessions with Narcissus

We've got the best therapists, and the best couches. Come for the insight, stay for the ego-stroking.

Narcissus for Hire

Need a keynote speaker? We've got the best. Our narcissus will make you forget your name, your family, and your accomplishments. But hey, that's the point.