Welcome to Narcissistic Reef, where the ocean of self-admiration is endless and the sun always shines bright.
As you step onto this virtual beach, you'll notice the sand is made of pure, unadulterated ego. It's soft, it's inviting, and it's perfect for basking in your own glory.
Explore our many attractions, each designed to feed your insatiable hunger for self-worship:
Don't forget to bring sunscreen, because the sun of self-admiration can be strong!
Your Own Personal Tsunami of Awesomeness