Caution: Natural Disasters Ahead!

Welcome to the Natural Disaster Page, where the only constant is chaos.

Featured Disasters:

• Volcanoes of Doom
• Earthquakes: The Unpredictable Unpredictors
• Tornadoes: The Fuzzy Friends of the Sky

Random Disasters:

• Tsunamis: Because Coastal Towns Are So Last Season
• Hurricanes: The Winds of Change (or Destruction)
• Forest Fires: When the Trees Get a Little Too Big for Their Own Good

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to recreate the disasters on this page. Trust us, you won't enjoy it.

Also, don't try to outrun a tornado. You'll just end up in the nearest cul-de-sac.

This page is a work of fiction. Do not use it as a guide in real life. Or do. We're not really sure.