Nurse Malicia's Nursing Home

Located in a former abandoned laundry detergent factory, Nurse Malicia's Nursing Home is the place where the most... interesting patients come to stay.

Our staff is comprised of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged nurses who are not afraid to get a little... unorthodox in their care.

Our facilities include:

• Unconventional art therapy sessions led by our certified, yet slightly deranged art therapist, Bob.
• The world's only in-patient geriatric bingo tournament.
• A state-of-the-art, homemade, 3D printer for making our patients' favorite snacks.

Meet the Staff:

• Nurse Malicia, RN - Our fearless leader and self-proclaimed "Queen of Chaos".
• Bob, Art Therapist Extraordinaire - Our art therapist who's been certified in 17 different art forms, including, but not limited to: painting, sculpture, interpretive dance, and extreme ironing.
• Jim, The Medication Manager - Our expert at dispensing the right medication, even if you can't remember what it's for.
• Liz, The Laundry Specialist - Our expert at doing the laundry, even if it's covered in mysterious stains.