Asteroid Mining Co.

Asteroid Mining 101

Welcome to Asteroid Mining Co., where we'll guide you through the basics of asteroid mining. Our expert team of space-faring pros will show you how to extract valuable resources from those pesky rocks in space.

But be warned: asteroid mining is not for the faint of heart. You'll need to be prepared for zero-gravity hazards, toxic gas leaks, and the occasional rogue asteroid fragment flying at your face.

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Our Current Projects

We're currently working on several asteroid mining projects, including:

• Asteroid 1: The Great White Hope - A high-risk, high-reward asteroid with a 90% chance of catastrophic failure.
• Asteroid 2: The Unstable Ursa - An asteroid with a 50/50 chance of sudden, inexplicable disappearance.
• Asteroid 3: The Unminable Ursa - An asteroid that's been deemed too toxic for human consumption.