NEBU-LON-ziplining: Where the art of extreme ironing meets the thrill of intergalactic travel

Warning: do not attempt to nebulon-zipline without proper training or a sense of adventure. Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion of your pants
• Unplanned acceleration of your sense of existential dread
• Involuntary singing of show tunes while in transit

For more information on nebulon-zipling safety protocols, visit our Safety Protocols page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try our Challenge of the Day page for a chance to win the Golden Nebulon.

And don't even get us started on the Merchandise – you'll want to space the competition for this stuff.