Where the drinks are always on the house, and the patrons are always on the floor
Or, at least, that's what we like to think.
Try our special: the Nectarbar Nectarini, made with the finest imported nectar, carefully crafted with the utmost disdain for your taste buds
Or, you know, you could just have a plain old beer. We won't judge you.
Unless it's a Budweiser. Then we definitely will.
We're on the corner of Fancy Street and High-End Boulevard, just look for the sign with the neon "N" and a hint of snobbery
(Or just ask Siri, she's always on our side)