Ambrosial Nectar Syrup - The Nectar of the Gods

Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 cup ambrosial nectar
• 2 cups of pure, unadulterated awesomesauce
• 1 tsp. of sparkly magic dust

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl of doom.
2. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 17.5 seconds.
3. Pour into a glass of destiny.

Side Effects:

May cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and/or uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena.

Side effects may be intensified by wearing a sparkly jumpsuit.

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