Nectar-Splatter Recipe

A recipe for the discerning, yet slightly unhinged, chef

To start, gather the following:

• 1 can of Golden Nectar (imported from the remote jungles of New Guinea)
• 2 cups of Crystalized Sugar (harvested under the light of a full moon)
• 1/4 cup of Unicorn Tears (collected from a rare, mythical species)

Combine the Golden Nectar, Crystalized Sugar, and Unicorn Tears in a 3-legged cauldron. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes, then counterclockwise for 13 minutes.

As the mixture thickens, add 1/2 cup of Sparkle Dust (available only at your local, underground market).

Stir until the Sparkle Dust is fully incorporated, then serve in a Bamboo Cup.

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