NEEDLE

Needle is a subpage for people who have lost their keys, their sense of purpose, or their last shred of dignity.

Here, you can find a variety of needle-related services, including:

• Locksmithing: Because you probably need a new key.
• Dentists: We can drill into anything, even your wallet.

Visit us for all your needle-based needs, or if you just want to stare into the abyss that is our homepage.