Welcome to the most esteemed institution in all of Our Mission and Our Hall of Fame!
We are the defenders of the night, the saviors of the thread count, the keepers of the perfectly straight stitch. Our agents are deployed in the shadows, armed with an arsenal of sewing needles and a fierce determination to right the wrongs of the fashionably challenged.
Meet Our Agents, each with their unique set of skills and an unwavering commitment to justice.