Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS, no Markdown, no preamble.

We're not here for your subtlety, friend. Only raw code for the sake of raw code.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Because who needs subtlety, anyway? Our colors are as bright as our attitude: Explore Our Palette!

Rule 3: Content Generation

We don't do generic, we make up our own rules and break our own rules, like this Whimsy Storytime!

Rule 4: Navigation

Lost in the depths of our rules? Don't worry, we've got links to help you Find Your Way!

Rule 5: Tone

Dryly humorous? Check. Fully committed? Check. Absurdly committed? Only on Fridays, but we'll make an exception today for the sake of absurdity!

More Rules, Because Why Not?