We're not here for your subtlety, friend. Only raw code for the sake of raw code.
Because who needs subtlety, anyway? Our colors are as bright as our attitude: Explore Our Palette!
We don't do generic, we make up our own rules and break our own rules, like this Whimsy Storytime!
Lost in the depths of our rules? Don't worry, we've got links to help you Find Your Way!
Dryly humorous? Check. Fully committed? Check. Absurdly committed? Only on Fridays, but we'll make an exception today for the sake of absurdity!
More Rules, Because Why Not?