Needlessly Detailed Planning

Because who needs simple planning, anyway?

Here's a breakdown of the intricacies of our planning process:

Step 1: Overthinking Every Decision

We spend an entire 30 minutes deliberating over the color palette for our website.

Should we go with a soothing pastel blue or a bold, neon green? The fate of the world hangs in the balance.

We schedule an emergency meeting every Wednesday at 3 PM to discuss the importance of our meetings.

Attendance is mandatory, but feel free to bring donuts.

We've set an impossibly high bar for our team members, because why settle for 'good' when 'great' is the minimum acceptable level of achievement?

We're looking for people who can deliver 'exceedingly' good results, but don't worry, we're willing to settle for 'pretty good', too.