Welcome to Negative Land, where the sun never rises.

Where the skies are always gray, and the coffee is always bitter.

Seek help for your crippling self-doubt Lost something? Maybe it's in Negative Land

Here, the air is thick with regret and the only sound is the hum of existential dread.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. There's still time for a good nap.

Or a healthy dose of self-pity.

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