Neighbor John's Bizarre Bites

A Collection of Culinary Abominations

Today's Special: The "I'm-Not-Going-to-Eat-That" Sandwich

This behemoth of a sandwich features:

• Three types of cheese, two of which are questionable
• Meat from the depths of the freezer
• A special sauce that's been sitting in the fridge since 1987

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