Here at Neighbor John's prophets, we've got a glove for every occasion. Well, maybe not every occasion, but we've got a glove for some occasions. Like, say, if you're trying to impress the ladies with your questionable fashion sense, or if you've accidentally superglued your shoes to your feet. We've got you covered.
Our gloves are made with the finest materials, sourced from the finest sweatshops in the land. Okay, fine, we just bought them from the local dollar store, but hey, they're still pretty cool, right?
Visit our subpages for more information on our extensive collection of gloves, or just to see what kind of absurdity we're peddling today.