We've been watching you, neighbor.
You've been seen leaving your trash cans out on Tuesdays, Fridays, and Sundays. This is unacceptable.
Furthermore, our sources have confirmed that you've been seen wearing pajamas in public. This is not acceptable.
Our team has been monitoring your lawn, and we're concerned about the overgrowth of your grass. It's a fire hazard.
We've attached a list of acceptable lawn care practices below. Please review and comply.
Lawn Care PracticesWe're watching you, neighbor.
Neighborhood Watch AgendaDon't make us come to your house.