Neighborhood Watch Committee

Meet the bravest, most vigilant, and most stylish neighborhood watch in the land!

• View our roster of fearless vigilantes!
• Check out our annual report for the most up-to-date information on local suspicious activity!
• Read the minutes from our meetings, where the real drama happens!

We're on the lookout for:

• Loitering squirrels
• Overly friendly neighbors
• Unlicensed lawn gnomes
• Anything that doesn't fit our definition of "normalcy"