Our Yard is a Minefield

With an endless supply of dandelions, our yard is a ticking time bomb of tickly annoyance. Our team of highly trained yard gnomes (patent pending) work tirelessly to keep the blades at bay.

But beware, for the neighbors are not what they seem. They may appear friendly, but don't be fooled. Their lawns are a minefield of hidden dangers.

Visit our Neighborhood Watch to learn more about the perils that lurk just beyond our fence.

Stay safe, and stay vigilant!