Parasitic Design Patterns 2: Because You Clearly Needed More Complexity

Warning: The following patterns are so complicated that even our designers have given up trying to explain them.

Pattern 1: The Infinite Loop of Despair

Imagine a design system where you're constantly trying to escape, but can't. Like a never-ending hamster wheel of confusion.

• What is it, and why does it exist?
• Design Principles of the Infinite Loop

Pattern 2: The Byzantine Empire of Subsystems

A design system where every subsystem is more complicated than the last. Like a Russian nesting doll of confusion.

• What is it, and why does it exist?
• Design Principles of the Byzantine Empire

Pattern 3: The Tower of Babel of Dependencies

A design system where everything is connected to everything else, but nobody knows what's going on. Like a giant, confusing game of telephone.

• What is it, and why does it exist?
• Design Principles of the Tower of Babel