Parasitic Design Patterns: The Never-Ending Saga

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This is the never-ending saga of parasitic design patterns. A never-ending cycle of nested, nested, nested, nestedness. It's like trying to untangle a ball of yarn, but the yarn is your sanity.

Parasitic design patterns, because who needs simplicity?

We have reached the point where we're using parasitic design patterns 2 to describe parasitic design patterns 3.

We're not even sure what we're doing anymore.

It's like trying to parasitic design patterns 4 on top of parasitic design patterns 5!

It's a never-ending cycle of madness.