Welcome to the Chaos Reality Check, where the laws of physics are more like suggestions. We're currently experiencing a 4th-dimensional rift in the space-time continuum, causing all our clocks to run at slightly different rates. Don't worry, it's just a Tuesday.
Our scientists are working hard to resolve the issue, but in the meantime, we invite you to participate in our Reality Check Challenge!
TAKE THE CHAOS REALITY CHECK CHALLENGE
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive reality-bending. Proceed at your own risk.