The Neo-Brutalist Manifesto: A Philosophy of Unrelenting Clarity

Or, as we like to call it: "Aesthetically Challenged Minimalism with a Side of Anarchy"

Section 1: The Rejection of Gentle Curves

• We do not believe in curves. No, not even gentle ones.
• No soft, flowing lines to coddle the viewer's eyes.
• Only sharp, jagged edges and right angles.

Section 2: The Embrace of Unapologetic Color

• We reject the beige and the bland.
• We reject the subtle and the muted.
• We will not be swayed by the soothing whispers of pastel shades.

Section 3: The Cult of Unyielding Contrast

• We will not be swayed by the gentle caress of shadows.
• No, not even the soft, ambient shadows that make everything look so... so... nice.
• We will have our shadows harsh, our contrasts stark.