The Border Empire is a realm of unrelenting chaos, where the forces of darkness and light engage in an eternal struggle for dominance. Our prophesied heroes will emerge from the mists, armed with an arsenal of wit, courage, and questionable fashion sense.
It is written in the ancient texts that a toaster of pure gold shall rise from the depths, bringing forth an era of unparalleled warmth and crispy delight. Its name is whispered in hushed tones by the sycophants of the Empire.
Read on, mortal, for the secrets of the Golden Toaster are revealed...
A series of arcane texts foretell of an era where the Empire shall be ruled by an council of 17 accountants, who shall dictate the fate of all things with an unyielding grasp on the purse-strings.
Uncover the mysteries of Bureaucracy, and tremble before the might of the Empire's bean-counters...