Welcome to the most pretentious, self-indulgent, and utterly pointless subpages on the web!

Where else can you find an entire site dedicated to the art of saying nothing, with nothing but sarcasm and disdain?

Here's a list of our subpages, carefully crafted to underwhelm you:

• Underwhelmingly Unsurprised
• Utterly Unimpressed
• So Not Excited