WHY YOU NEED THIS

It's not just a product, it's a lifestyle.

Avoid the crushing despair of being normal, of being average, of being underhyped. This thing, whatever it is, will change your life. Or at least, it will make you feel slightly less terrible.

Features:

• Unrealistic expectations
• False promises
• Substantial marketing budget
• Artificially inflated sense of self-worth

Don't wait any longer, Buy It Now and experience the thrill of being overhyped and oversold!

Side effects may include:

• Exhaustion
• Deception
• Disappointment
• Financial ruin
• Regret

Consult your doctor, lawyer, or financial advisor before using this product.

Or don't, we won't judge you.

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