We're all just floating in space, on a sea of nothingness. Or, you know, whatever.
I mean, what's the point of even trying, really? The universe is just going to collapse into a singularity or something.
But, hey, let's pretend like everything is fine. I'm just a big ol' cup of coffee, sipping away on the surface of the earth.
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