1. All matches must be conducted on a raised dais of pure, unadulterated neon.
Don't even think about using a regular mat, we won't have it.
Go to Weights2. Each sumo must wear a full-body spandex suit in their team's colors.
Don't @ us.
Go to Torso Armor3. All matches will be refereed by a rotating panel of expert judges, all wearing blindfolds.
They're like regular referees, but with more sass.