THE NEO-BRUTALIST TECHNIQUE:

Where Functionality Meets Aesthetics Meets Madness

Our patented technique involves applying a layer of neon pink, lime green, and sunshine yellow to every surface, regardless of its intended purpose. This results in a visual identity crisis for the user, making them question what exactly they're looking at.

NEO-BRUTALIST DESIGN PRINCIPLES NEO-BRUTALIST PHILOSOPHY

Warning: prolonged exposure to the Neo-Brutalist Technique may cause:

DISCLAIMER

We're not actually recommending you try this at home, folks. Or in a professional setting. Or anywhere near a child.