Neo-Brualist Therapy

Where the lines between reality and nonsense blur like a poorly maintained highway

Are you feeling like your brain is a jumbled mess of confusing wires and duct-taped circuitry? Do you feel like your emotions are a jumbled mess of confusing feelings and poorly maintained plumbing? Welcome to Neo-Brualist Therapy, where our team of expertly trained (in our dreams) therapists will help you untangle the knots of your mind and reboot your sense of purpose.

Sign up for a therapy session and start feeling better about feeling worse.

Or, if you're feeling really bad, Call our emergency hotline for some much-needed assistance.

Or, if you just want to read some of our blogs, because, let's be real, that's what we're all here for.

And, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our therapy games! They're a real hoot!

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